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slydigger:

*comes over to your house* *eats all your food* *leaves*

(Source: studip)

me: should i make a sarcastic comment or not

ewok-gia:

*flicks holy water on you* leave

(Source: dominatrixes)

i always wondered how mice made these holes

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(Source: connersup)

jesuschristvevo:

tits-clits-and-tayl0rswift:

jesuschristvevo:

are u printed on a popsicle stick? bc ur a joke

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can’t handle these.

your url is making me nervous

omidspissedoffcat:

my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond

harmonizingly:

The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

(Source: averagefairy)

fefairi:

You know you’re best friends when you both get angry with people at the same time.

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